I love that you refer to Pretty Woman as “that hooker movie you like so much.”
Thanks for putting The Office on instant view. I haven’t gotten anything done in several hours.
Dear crazy girl at work,
No. No you are not allowed to hit people with your bible.
If you could stay charged for more than 20 minutes I will be your best friend.
It’s November. This 90 degree weather is interfering with my scarf wearing plans.
Thanks for being my dog. And thanks for letting me dress you up like a piggy for Halloween.
photo credit: Jaime Monfort