“So this morning I didn’t have a boyfriend, and so far today I’ve been dumped twice.”
I love it when quotes from FRIENDS apply to my life. This was a conversation I had with a customer at work yesterday:
Me (answering the phone): This is Vanessa.
Customer (whose name I never did figure out): Vanessa, I’ve changed my mind.
Me (sometimes I like to play along with our nutty patrons): Really? About what?
Him: I don’t know how to tell you this…
Me: Uh oh, sounds bad.
Him: Well, I’ve decided that I don’t want to marry you.
Me: What? You don’t? Oh no.
Him (trying to control a small fit of old man chuckles): I hope we can still be friends.
Me: I guess so.
Him: But the other reason I called… blah blah work stuff.
So I guess I only got dumped once. Does this make me negative single? Extra single? Either way, you have to love old people.
a flash of delight 
I love the people you talked to and their names! That’s genius! I’m glad you played along for it makes it much more funny!AND you are coming to Utah wooohooooooo!!! Awesome!